My list of Reddit's Greatest Hits. I have been collecting and updating it for years. Please presume NSFW for most, if not all of them.
A Sense of Pride and Accomplishment, a.k.a. the Most Downvoted Comment in Reddit's History
Calvin's Last Few Minutes with Hobbes
(Deleted, but read the comments)
Danny DeVito Changes a Guys Life During a Ski Lift Ride
Did I Fucking Stutter, Ashley?
Don’t Put Your Dck in a Goat’s Brain
(Deleted, though here is a screenshot)
(Sadly, this was later found to be a hoax)
(Sadly, this was later found to be a hoax)
Gloryhole "You Suckin'?" Thread
Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle, a.k.a The M:TG Convention Butt Crack Collection
I Did So Much Acid That I Almost Died
In Soviet Russia, Bomb Disarms You
Lazy Ops Officer Moves an Entire Aircraft Carrier to Get the Sun Out of His Eyes
(Deleted, though here is a screenshot)
Redditor Predicts Harper Lee's Death 19 Minutes Before It Is Officially Announced
Redditor Finds Another Redditor's Kindle
The Best Natalie Portman Fantasy Story Ever Written
The Most Downvoted Comments in Reddit History
The Post-It Notes, a.k.a. Redditor Discovers They Are Suffering from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
(Backup Post, Original Deleted)
Woman Who Passed School Bus Passes Away
Woody Harrelson’s AMA, a.k.a "The Rampart Incident"
Yeah...You Like That, You Fucking Retard?
/u/bbcuh12 Describes the Beauty of Cleaning Out Your Nose Post-Cold
/u/BrianGotBonged Has Explosive Diarrhea in the Middle of Intercourse